Bring me the head of whoever said “play fair”
I want to sit in my chair and wear a blank stare
Fuck being king of the hill
When the music dies you’ll be the first one the villagers kill
my favorite part of my job is when they ask you to look at something again, something you looked at months ago and reached the conclusion that it won’t work the way they are asking you to make it work, and they weren’t there with you when you first looked at it and decided it wouldn’t work, because I mean, duh, why wouldn’t I have looked at that – what am I stupid? – but yet here I are proving all the same things unfeasible again. smirk. I feel so productive and lively today! this is so billable.
I’m such an angry slave.

motivational